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Chicago (My Mom’s Basement) – Rumors on the interwebs places potential interest that Facebook may aquire Opera (the Web Browser not this). Both have the dubious distinction of being over priced.
It would be a good move. Failbook has had problems corning the ad market in relation to mobile technology. Suckerburg’s investment video (lol, here is the real video) makes it clear his number one priority is to build the biggest Massive Online Multiplayer and not generate ad revenue. Anyone who has taken Home Economics 101 knows that Businesses need to make money. And Social Networking sites do it through advertising.
So far the company’s main asset has been the over valuation provided by Chase, it’s lawyers, and the greedy investors on the top of the pyramid scheme. Unfortunately the vicious cycle of speculation is driving Opera’s valuation up as well. Monopoly money is only good when playing the investment bubble game and now it’s time to put-up or shut up.
Not that it wouldn’t (double negative alert) be a good idea to aquire Opera who makes various web browsers that work across an array of platforms including mobile phones, tablets, PCs, and TVs. Surely it would be sensible, more so than Facebook’s purchase of Instagram to acquire a web browsing company. It would increase the number of mobile app developers and add 200 million users, from places like Asia, Africa, India and Brazil (where Facebook isn’t as popular).
My problem with this is (1) Why didn’t Facebook move to acquire this company sooner (2) Why doesn’t Facebook try to develop it’s own browser technology (3) How much ad revenue does Facebook expect to generate in Africa, Brazil, or China?
Interesting questions, we’ll shall wait and see.
Chain Offers Free Pizza If You Order in Spanish
Texas-based company’s promotion draws predictable heatBy David Griner
The “Speak English or leave” fringe of anglo America has a new reason to hate Spanish speakers: They get free pizza. Texas-based chain Pizza Patron has announced it will give a free large pepperoni pizza to anyone who orders in Spanish on the evening of June 5. It’s not the first attention-grabbing promotion by the chain, which announced in 2007 it would accept pesos as payment. The giveaway has, as you’d expect, sparked national debate among social conservatives who fear the encroachment of Latino culture. “No thank you for your racist promotion. The native language in the USA is English,” notes one Facebook commenter quoted by ABC News. I feel the same way about America’s proud native language, which is why I always insist on ordering my pizzas in a Shoshone Uto-Aztecan dialect.
Ad of the Day: Prada
Ben Kingsley and Helena Bonham Carter star in Roman Polanski’s wonderful and witty short film By Emma Bazilian
What do you get when you combine a controversial director, a pair of iconic British actors, and a famous Italian fashion house? That question was answered this week at the Cannes Film Festival, where Prada debuted a short film from Roman Polanski starring Ben Kingsley and Helena Bonham Carter. The result of their collaboration, titled “A Therapy,” turns out to be a delightful (and impeccably stylish) little gem of a story.
Kingsley stars as a quiet psychiatrist, while Bonham Carter, refreshingly free of her usual Burton-esque attire, plays his haute-bourgeois patient. Bonham Carter, wearing a splendid violet Prada fur coat (all the clothes were created exclusively for the film), enters the doctor’s beautifully decorated office to take her dose of the talking cure. After removing her coat and kicking off her (Prada-labled) shoes, she begins to prattle on about her various problems—the loneliness, the daddy issues, the curse of wealth—as the doctor attempts to listen. But he’s more absorbed with his patient’s luxurious fur coat hanging on a rack across the room, which he sneaks away to fondle and try on while preening in front of a mirror. The woman, oblivious to what’s occurring behind her chaise longue, asks, “Oh doctor, what does it mean? What does it all mean?” Rather than attempting to answer, the doctor ecstatically sweeps the fur collar across his face, as the words “Prada Suits Everyone” appear over the frozen shot.
It’s a well-known fact that fashion films, with their grim-faced writhing models and absurd voiceovers, are a generally absurd art form. But lucky for Polanski, Prada happens to be a high fashion house with an actual sense of humor. As a result, “A Therapy” manages to captivate its viewer with an unexpected wink while still exhibiting the Prada aesthetic. Luxury brands, take note: You could learn a thing or two from this three-minute session.
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